BOY : I want to be in a relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!
GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu
Boy: Can i Kiss u?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: kiss k liye condom?
Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
Jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!